Eli is a new Netflix movie released a few weeks ago. It has a horrible score, 43%, on Rotten Tomatoes. But, I oddly enjoyed this movie. There’s a lot going on in this film. One minute it’s a haunted house, the next it’s mad scientist experiments & then, totally out of left field is… well, I won’t spoil it.
The plot is about a boy, Eli, that is allergic to everything, air, water, pretty much everything. The family has resorted to an experimental treatment to try to cure Eli of his genetic disorder that is causing him to live in the plastic bubble & go outside in Hazmat suits. They find a promise of a cure through Dr. Isabella Horn, who has apparently cured other children afflicted with similar illnesses. Once Eli & his family arrive at the super creepy house /medical facility, things start going downhill rather fast. Eli starts seeing ghosts, which, naturally, are dismissed by the doctor & his parents as a side effect of his medications. Eli progressively gets worse, hence the mad scientist & weird experiments part. Then the movie just goes off the rails.
It’s a fun movie to watch. It isn’t great, or super scary, but I was entertained enough the entire film. There are some good jump scares & I totally did not have any idea the movie would end the way it did. So that is a bonus in my book.
I used to love this movie. I don’t know why anymore. This is the first time I have watched it again in years. And it is just bad. A suspension of disbelief is always required when watching horror films, but the plot holes in this movie are just beyond plausible. The acting, is also terribly disappointing from such a fantastic cast. Halle Berry, Robert Downey, Jr., Penelope Cruz are just bad in this movie.
Trigger warning: Below are spoilers of the film that depict rape & abuse.
I gave two stars because I really like the story. A highly respected criminal psychologist, Dr. Miranda Grey (Halle Berry) treats dangerous & mentally ill patients at the Woodward Penitentiary for Women. Her husband is also the warden of the prison. One patient is spotlighted, Chloe (Penelope Cruz), who claims she is being raped by the devil in her cell & her pleas are dismissed as paranoid delusions. After an intense encounter with Chloe, Miranda heads home only to almost run into a nude woman standing in the middle of the road. She gets out of the car to help & the next thing she knows she is in the very penitentiary that she works in. And she awakens days later to find out that her husband has been brutally murdered & she is the prime suspect. And of course she has no memory of it at all.
The story itself is not terrible. It is a good thriller with a supernatural twist. Spoilers ahead: Halle Berry’s character is tormented by a ghost that was also raped & tortured same as Chloe. However, it is the implausible plot holes, which includes time jumps where major events that should happen that are not even mentioned & just really bad dialogue throughout that make the film just terrible. I’m sad that I once paid for & owned this movie on DVD.
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